Go Away Bear!!!

Okay so imagine some people from church ask you to go camping with them for a weekend. Seems harmless enough what could happen. The ranger at the entrance warned about being careful of where you keep you food because bears have been seen in the area before. You start to unload the stuff from the car: tents, sleeping bags, cooking utensils and so on. There is some stairs that look rickety and not to safe, you would have to go down. You don’t plan and taking any, chances so you decide take what you’re carrying down the hill and just climb down on your own. Unfortunately, you wish you had taken the stairs because only a few steps into it you loose your balance and go rolling down the hill with the bag you were carrying following behind you. When you reach the bottom, you hear and see the others cracking up and holding there stomachs. No one is asking if you are okay by the way.

With only a couple of scratches the weekend and nothing eventual happens until the morning, you are supposed to leave. As breakfast is cooking you hear someone yell and you look over a bear is in site, a couple hundred feet away but close enough where you can see it. Someone mentions about some special on animal planet about the way to scare away a bear is to make a lot of noise. So before it can get any closer everyone either grabs something to make noise with or stands up. So there is everyone banging pans and plates yelling and you and a couple others with your arms in the air yelling “Go Away Bear, Go Away AWWW.” The bear gets spooked and runs away. Just another weekend.