Okay here is a few random car incidents that I know of at this point in time.


1. You’re in the car with your friend who just got their license like two weeks before what could be better finally one of you is driving and you have a way around. You jump on the freeway to go when all of a sudden she yells at the top of her lungs and swerves into three lanes. Of course there is five of you squished in the backseat only made for three. You all panic and you realize what she freaked out about. A deadly plastic bag came right for her. Later that night on your way back you are all deep in conversation include ding the wonderful driver and as she flies right through a stop sign you all panic once again as you see a car come inches from the front of hers. She slams on the brake everyone holds on tight and the car that almost killed you all drives away cussing up a storm and like nothing, she continues the conversation like you all didn’t almost die. Unfortunately, as the years have past this persons driving skills haven’t improved much.

2. Your driving along on the free way like you always do going maybe a little under the speed limit on the lane closest to the off ramp when all of a sudden a cop on a motorcycle comes up right next to you going really fast. Then all of a sudden, he does a 180 on the freeway and heads the opposite direction towards you. Before he can hit you, he goes into the emergency lane and drives by you again.

3. Stupid people are those guys in back of you when the freeway shuts down at eleven at night constantly honking at you. “Excuse me I didn’t know you were waiting let me just start the freeway just for you”

College Saga

Okay so up to this point, all the stories I’ve told have been random events but this time around but this time around, I thought I’d show something that defies random. Don’t be scared off by forty-two minute time, believe its so worth it.






The creator Mark Leung is a god for making this. Any gamer would agree with me. It is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen and its completely random, combination of the two best parts of life. Can you believe he got a job working for MTV U out of this and short clips of his have been on the station? I found this randomly one day online, I sent it to a few people, they sent it to a few people, and everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they’d ever seen. I love random people they rule and anyone who could come up with something like this is okay in my book.

What would you do for McDonalds ?

Story two of the El Cajon Saga

Okay so you are ordering food in the drive thru at your local El Cajon McDonalds and you see a car full of people in the parking lot with their food getting in. However, someone puts their food on the top of the car and gets in. The car starts to drive with the bag of food on top of it. You and others notice the food and try to get the drivers attention by honking, yelling and so forth. Nothing the car just continues to drive on the street until finally the food falls onto the street with everything still in the bag. Of course, you expect the foods going to get run over, not in El Cajon.

You see what looks like a bum run into the street, pick up the McDonalds bag with everything it, and take to the tiny island in between the lanes. If that wasn’t weird enough here comes another bum who heads to the one with the food and sucker punches him takes the food and runs away.

Go Away Bear!!!

Okay so imagine some people from church ask you to go camping with them for a weekend. Seems harmless enough what could happen. The ranger at the entrance warned about being careful of where you keep you food because bears have been seen in the area before. You start to unload the stuff from the car: tents, sleeping bags, cooking utensils and so on. There is some stairs that look rickety and not to safe, you would have to go down. You don’t plan and taking any, chances so you decide take what you’re carrying down the hill and just climb down on your own. Unfortunately, you wish you had taken the stairs because only a few steps into it you loose your balance and go rolling down the hill with the bag you were carrying following behind you. When you reach the bottom, you hear and see the others cracking up and holding there stomachs. No one is asking if you are okay by the way.

With only a couple of scratches the weekend and nothing eventual happens until the morning, you are supposed to leave. As breakfast is cooking you hear someone yell and you look over a bear is in site, a couple hundred feet away but close enough where you can see it. Someone mentions about some special on animal planet about the way to scare away a bear is to make a lot of noise. So before it can get any closer everyone either grabs something to make noise with or stands up. So there is everyone banging pans and plates yelling and you and a couple others with your arms in the air yelling “Go Away Bear, Go Away AWWW.” The bear gets spooked and runs away. Just another weekend.